It’s that time of year once again. For many, Halloween is a good excuse for a costume party. For others it’s a turbulent night of trying to ignore the persistent knocking of demanding tiny hands on your door. Yes, the nation’s children will soon be allowed the opportunity to issue you with a threatening ultimatum in order to extract Haribo from you. This can be easily avoided of course.
If you’ve ever had a secret dark fantasy of killing off the Jersey Shore cast or even for a moment just wish something dark would instantaneously happen to one of the members, well look no further. Its not the real Jersey Shore cast but its the next best thing. Welcome to the Jersey Shore Massacre.
Thought to be the offspring of a coupling between the God Zeus and a mortal Greek woman, Hercules (Johnson) becomes a folk legend after completing 12 "labours", a series of death defying tasks that convince many Greeks of his immortality.