"Yippe-ki-yay, Mr Falcon" - 20 famous film lines hilariously censored for TV

  • "Yippe-ki-yay, Mr Falcon" - 20 famous film lines hilariously censored for TV

Sometimes certain lines from films can't be shown on American network TV in case children think that swearing is big and clever.

Instead of censoring the offending word, creative TV editors overdub the line with something much less offensive.

And in most cases, it's completely out-of-place and stupidly funny. Here are 20 of the best TV edits of famous film lines.

20. Total Recall

Original line: F*ck you, you a**hole!

Changed to: "Come back here you steroid."

19. Bridget Jones’s Diary

Original line: “I’d rather have a job wiping Saddam Hussein’s ar*e.”

Changed to: “I’d rather have a job washing Saddam Hussein’s cars.”

18. Kill Bill

Original line: “My name is Buck and I like  to f*ck.”

Changed to: “My name is Buck and I like to party.”

17. Ghostbusters

Original line: “Yes it's true. This man has no d*ck."

Edited to: “It's true, your honor. The man is some kind of rodent, I don't know which. ”

When shown on TV, the film was recut with alternate takes done on-set when the movie was in production.

16. Die Hard 2

Original line: "Yippe-ki-yay, motherf*cker"

Changed to: "Yippe-ki-yay, Mr Falcon"

15. Lethal Weapon

"We bury the f*ckers. And you know what else?"

"We bury the funsters. And you know what else?"

14. National Lampoon’s Vacation 

Original line: “f*ck yo momma!”

Edited to: “Who do I look like, Christopher Columbo?”

13. Mallrats

Original Line: “Jesus, how much did you smoke? All it took was a phat, chronic blunt. These guys were lightweights.”

Edited Line:  “Jesus, how much did you smoke? All it took was a phat, karate punch. These guys were lightweights.”

12. Robocop

Original line: "You are gonna be a bad motherf*cker!"

Changed to: "You are gonna a bad mothercrusher!"

11. Silence of the Lambs

Original line: “Would you f*ck me? I’d f*ck me, I’d f*ck me hard.”

Changed to: “Would you marry me? I’d marry me, I’d marry me hard.”

10. The Breakfast Club

Original line: “Eat my shorts!”

Changed to: “Eat my socks!”

and

Original line: “Did he give you the hot beef injection?”

Changed to: “Did he give you some hot love and affection?”

9. Forrest Gump

Original line: “Whoa! You just ran through a big pile of sh*t!”

Changed to: “Whoa! You just ran through a big old dogpile!”

8. The Usual Suspects

Original line: “Hand me the keys you f*cking c*cksucker”

Changed to: “Hand me the keys you fairy godmother”

7. The Exorcist

Original line: “Your mother sucks c*cks in hell!”

Changed to: “Your mother sews socks that smell!”

6. Dumb and Dumber

The Original Line: Right on my a*s, after you kiss it!

The Fixed Line: Right on my sandwich, after you kiss it!

5. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Original line: “Pardon my French, but you’re an a*shole!”

Changed to: “Pardon my French, but you’re an aardvark!”

4. Casino

Original line: “f*ck me? f*ck me? You motherf*cker!”

Changed to: “Forget me? Forget you, you mother forgetter!”

and

Original line: "Get this through your head, you Jew motherf*cker, you!"

Changed to: "Get this through your head, you Jew money lover, you!"

3. The Big Lebowski

Original line: "Do you see what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the ass?”

Changed to: "Do you see what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps?”

2. Snakes on a Plane

Original line: "I have had it with these motherf*cking snakes on this mtherf*cking plane!"

Changed to: "I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane!"

1. Scarface

Original line: "This town's like a great big p*ssy, just waiting to get f*cked"

Changed to: "This town's like a great big chicken, just waiting to get plucked"

and

Original line: "Where'd you get the beauty scar, tough guy? Eatin' p*ssy? "

Changed to: “Where’d you get that beautiful scar, tough guy? Eating pineapple?”

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